It really makes you wonder how many other awesome hardware things are going on randomly all the time
So, basically, looking through my #LFW nozzle, which is a hip-hop way of saying fash notebook, I've got climate change and Julian Assange both predicted huge looks for SS13 not forgetting wingnuts which are totally going to be massive as well as apparently so vital, construction-wise? I mean who knew, except for wingnut professionals I suppose, but you kind of wonder if so why handymen have never said how inspirational wingnuts are instead of just waiting for Christopher Kane *swoons with admiration* to come along and discover them? I said to Anna Wizzle it really makes you wonder how many other awesome hardware things, I mean tings, are going on randomly all the time actually in front of our eyes *eyes Rawlplug fixings*? And Anna was like, boom, fucking tell me about it bitch?
Which is kind of a tiny bit pathetic, tbh, but basically everyone has been talking that way since Azealia came up *totes non-swank face* at LFW & went whaddup stationery bitch and I was like, Azealia, can I just say your work is tozzle hilair and she was like backatcha hon, she actually has impeccable manners, and everybody on the front row was literally exploding with jealousy? So I go Azealia, do come back and hang with Mummy and Nancy and the whole one oh Downing Street crew, I know the Goveys are mad for sexually suggestive lyrics & you know how Dave feels about hoodies & she goes yeah dats boom, which is street for thank you so much I would love to, so we go back to the flat, I'm shouting Dave, whaddup babes, come meet ma homie, and Dave's like, delighted Azealia, have you by any chance met legendary Conservative bro Sir John Major — John, Miss Banks — I say would you mind frightfully being quite quiet, bitch, dudes be watching Dozzle Abbey on iPlayer?
So I asked my homie if she would like to go out and do some graffiti in the hood, Theresa would find us a nice wall & she said listen bitch she only done visit due to the baronet dude with the grey hair & shit & did I happen to know if he also had blue underpants *puts on slightly disappointed in Azealia face*London fashion weekCatherine Bennettguardian.co.uk © 2012 Guardian News and Media Limited or its affiliated companies. All rights reserved. | Use of this content is subject to our Terms & Conditions | More Feeds